exeggcute:

thanksgiving dinner and gramma asks me what I do for a living. quietly I say “freelance sperm donor” into my plate. only the mashed potatoes know my shame

hobobabes:

I saw The Front Bottoms yesterday and it was fucking amazing. This is the part where Brian was explaining how backflip was about Tom.

hobobabes:

I saw The Front Bottoms yesterday and it was fucking amazing. This is the part where Brian was explaining how backflip was about Tom.

bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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straight white boy problem

supermoclel:

when she tells you her bra size and you have no idea what the fuck it means

straight white boy problem

supermoclel:

when she tells you her bra size and you have no idea what the fuck it means

euo:

stjustice:

"We’ll live by the sea."

SCREAM

salparadisewasright:

pantheisticsunshine:

Science has proven that: 

  • Humans have auras
  • Humans have organs that sense energy
  • We inherit memories from our anscestors
  • Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging. 
  • Compassion extends life
  • Love is more than just an emotion
  • Billions of other universes exist 
  • Meditation speeds healing

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doctorwhothefuckareyou:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

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